I think I’ll pass.

At this year’s CES, we’ve seen an incredible amount of technological innovation — from machines that can suck you off to music, to machines that can jerk you off while looking you in the eye.

Now, a new piece of tech is flipping the script: Instead of it jacking *you* off, you’re gonna be the one jacking *it* off.

Why?

Well, the idea is (probably) that someone will shove it in one of their holes and use it as a controller for a video game. But if they get stuck on a particularly hard section of their game, they’re just going to need to lube up that hand and jack that controller off to completion — of the level, that is.